A mystery, wrapped in a fwarg.

Nonsensical digressions from a non-creative, non-nerdy girl.
August 20
“Oooooooooooh! 30% off!”
“Oooooooooooh! 30% off!”
August 18
Warhol’s Scars by Richard Avedon If you are ever within 200 miles of Paris in the next 6 months, go. Go to the Jeu de Paume and see the Richard Avedon exhibit. It is extraordinary.

Warhol’s Scars by Richard Avedon

If you are ever within 200 miles of Paris in the next 6 months, go. Go to the Jeu de Paume and see the Richard Avedon exhibit. It is extraordinary.

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Demetri Martin Some Jokes

I have been a fan of Demetri Martin for like…4 years. I listened to this .mp3 on my plane ride from Athens to London and had such a giggling fit the flight attendants had to ask me to stop.

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Australian town mayor pleads for 'ugly women' - CNN.com
August 16

I hate secrets...

so fucking announce your VP candidates, stupid, indecisive politicians.
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inky: aco: are you fucking serious? it pooped again!?!! I JUST CLEANED UP SHIT 2 MINUTES AGO!! I never had problems like that with my 1998 World Cup Tamagotchi. That little guy never grew tired of catching footballs on his head. Until he died. :’(

inky:

aco:

are you fucking serious? it pooped again!?!! I JUST CLEANED UP SHIT 2 MINUTES AGO!!

I never had problems like that with my 1998 World Cup Tamagotchi. That little guy never grew tired of catching footballs on his head.

Until he died. :’(

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caitlinoppermann: Just got back from Turkey and the airline lost my bag. Once again a broken indu I was in Turkey for about 10 days and had this look on my face when I returned home. I was very excited when I was reuinted with normal toilets!

caitlinoppermann:

Just got back from Turkey and the airline lost my bag. Once again a broken indu

I was in Turkey for about 10 days and had this look on my face when I returned home. I was very excited when I was reuinted with normal toilets!

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I like to be in America!
July 9

Tumblr

is kind of incestual. All my friends keep reblogging eachother’s posts, my first page and second page is just a repetition of the same 5 images.
July 8

Toodles tumblr

I’ll be back in 5 weeks, take care!